Friday Funnies

[findtim]

my Friday funny is I bought a "wii fit" for Helena for xmas, I set it up and tested it and what it does is it weights you, you put in your birthdate and then does a balance test and gives you your "fitness age"

mine was 15YEARSSSSS older then I am

I think that's propaganda so you use it, I wonder if they have a result that says " ohhhhh, you do not need me, take me back for a refund" ?

tim

 

[Data Glasses]

To the english cricket team, i have missed out on watching nearly a week of test cricket because you are so bad, you don't even deserve to be in the friday funnies, go home

 

[findtim]

I vote for a tri-nations

Australia A , Australia B, Australia C, should be a good series

tim

 

[Data Glasses]

From now on all touring sides must be able to beat the Caulfield South Second's before playing on the M.C.G

 

[findtim]

From now on all touring sides must be able to beat the Caulfield South Second's before playing on the M.C.G

yes, It should definitely be the first game of the season.

http://www.melbournebowlingclub.com/ , its their 150th year, 11th March 2014, maybe they should invite the english team

tim

 

[dicardo83]

my Friday funny is I bought a "wii fit" for Helena for xmas, I set it up and tested it and what it does is it weights you, you put in your birthdate and then does a balance test and gives you your "fitness age"

mine was 15YEARSSSSS older then I am

I think that's propaganda so you use it, I wonder if they have a result that says " ohhhhh, you do not need me, take me back for a refund" ?

tim

Haha, might have to go for a run and practice balancing every morning and try again in a week? How far off was Helena's from her real age?

 

[Data Glasses]

yes, It should definitely be the first game of the season.

http://www.melbournebowlingclub.com/ , its their 150th year, 11th March 2014, maybe they should invite the english team

tim

Yep i can see this bowling club when on the train into the city (for our domainers coffee) This partly where crackajack was filmed, don't know if bad cricket teams deserve to be there, perhaps Oakleigh bowls club may be more suitable

 

[findtim]

Haha, might have to go for a run and practice balancing every morning and try again in a week? How far off was Helena's from her real age?

Helena scored 14 years younger !!! , max (5) registered at 25, ruby 7 registered at 22 so the thing must be broken

I was going to take it back but then I found out it has a golf driving range in it

tim

 

[Data Glasses]

Tim i didn't think you looked a day over 70 when i first met you

 

[findtim]

if you have 80 minutes to spare this is ricky gervais many years ago and is quite funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJlss-tvsxg

tim

 

[Data Glasses]

every day is a friday funny at at urban dictionary , http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cameragoer&defid=7145442

 

[petermeadit]

He he, also at urban dictionary...

"When I realized I owned 50 domains I started feeling like a real domainer".



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=domainer

 

[findtim]

not sure if this is funny or clever

"drop shipping made easy" EBOOK on fiverr.com for just $5
http://fiverr.com/trismart/dropshipping-made-easy

its a PDF

on Ebay for 99cents
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dropshipping-Made-Easy-Master-Resell-Rights-Ebook-BONUS-/321199027241

well our Sri Lankan saleman on fiverr must have read the book and is actually doing it.

love the user name "tri smart"

tim

 

[Data Glasses]

not sure if this is funny or clever

"drop shipping made easy" EBOOK on fiverr.com for just $5
http://fiverr.com/trismart/dropshipping-made-easy

its a PDF

on Ebay for 99cents
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dropshipping-Made-Easy-Master-Resell-Rights-Ebook-BONUS-/321199027241

well our Sri Lankan saleman on fiverr must have read the book and is actually doing it.

love the user name "tri smart"

tim

it's funny if you are the one who pays 99cents

 

[Data Glasses]

He he, also at urban dictionary...

"When I realized I owned 50 domains I started feeling like a real domainer".



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=domainer

oh no they called us squatters

 

[findtim]

it's funny if you are the one who pays 99cents

can you give me the free download link?

tim

 

[Data Glasses]

can you give me the free download link?

tim

Didn't you supply the link above …

 

[Data Glasses]

Here is a sunday funny ::

Hello!

I represent a wealthy investor from Macau (China) who wants to purchase robothire.net.

My investor has $386,000 budget for 30-50 domain names.

Please respond and specify a desired price in the subject line.

My client has 415,000 usd budget for 40-50 domains. He is very interested in financial, shopping, adult, gambling, mobile phones and weight loss related domains.

Please let us know your preferred payment method (PayPal, Western Union, escrow etc.). If this is your first time domain sale I may help you with the sale/transfer process.

Are you a member of domain seller communities/forums? Probably, we know each other under some nicknames?

Regards,

David Duncan

Vice President

Switzerland
Basel
am krayenrain 18
Phone: 0041763987953
**************************

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This email communication may contain private, confidential, or legally privileged information intended for the sole use of the designated and/or duly authorized recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient or have received this email in error, please notify the sender immediately by email and permanently delete all copies of this email including all attachments without reading them.

 

[StuartB]

gTLD Friday Funnies

Holy crap - check out the explanation of the business model for .wed

I have been rolling on the floor and can't wait for Friday!!!

This is going to be a disaster. Definitely a Friday Funny - unless it is your money being burnt.

http://t.co/mmuBdBpO5x

 

[johno69]

Gets a bit rich for the third year renewal.