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findtim

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i was racing for a train yesterday, i was at glen Waverly station, i needed to top up my myki and as i wen tup to the machine a guy finished, thinking GREAT i went to the machine and somehow the guy have converted the whole thing to chinese !!!! FFFFFFFFFFFF
its bad enough using those thing let alone resetting them !

anyway, i got my train........JUST
 

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findtim

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beautiful 22+ degrees sunny day today, saw my retired neighbour sitting in her car this arvo and said " hi, what ya doen"?
she said " have'n trouble sett'n up me iphone to the bluetooth in the car"
"no worries i say.........RUBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY " so my 10 yr old comes out, "hey rube's fix linda's bluetooth please"
3 minutes later its all done !

kids...... they are just better then us at this stuff !!!
certainly put a smile on our neighbours face, she could have been there for hours !!!

now for the joke: in THAT 3 minutes linda told me when i said hello she had got to the first screen of "how to" and it asked her a question...........she had been sitting there for 5 minutes trying to work out the FIRST question LOL
tim
 

findtim

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we have a charcoal chicken place near us, very popular, now under new management so they redid the signage.
they use free range chickens so someone thought placing BIG images of these lovely chickens running around in a field having fun would be a good idea !!! , " look sweety, thats what we are having for dinner"
reminds me of pork sales after the movie "babe"

tim
 

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we have a charcoal chicken place near us, very popular, now under new management so they redid the signage.
they use free range chickens so someone thought placing BIG images of these lovely chickens running around in a field having fun would be a good idea !!! , " look sweety, thats what we are having for dinner"
reminds me of pork sales after the movie "babe"

tim
Buy one with the feathers still on, teach the kids how to cook like the farmers have to.
 

Scott.L

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We (kids and I) made a pumpkin head for Halloween, now they call me Mr Pumpkin Head because my 4 year old daughter said "look, its Daddy"
Hahaha...kids are stupid.
 

findtim

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totally unrelated to the above, i had an idea whilst reading some other threads.
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we should have a thread that is " the post you wrote,then had the sense to delete" , that might have to go into VIP ?

tim
 

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