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Friday Funnies 2017

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by findtim, Jan 11, 2017.

  1. findtim

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    so here it is, i am personally thankful to see the end of it. so here;s a start.
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    you know you have a sh*t domain when you let it drop and nobody picks it up

    tim
     
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  2. Scott.L

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    LOL
    You know when you have a sh*t domain when you cant spell...
     
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    LOL .center or .centre ,...... how dumb is that extension ??
     
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  5. findtim

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    i was reading a thread under a youtube video and this guy mispelt most words and someone bagged him, he came back with " my first language is dutch" ...a nice come back.

    so from now on my typos are " my first language is irish "
    tim
     
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  6. DnEbook

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    Tim I voted for you because you can't spel
     
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    I voted for Tim because he couldn't be kept quiet.
     
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  8. findtim

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    i should have used that in my campaign " shut tim up, tick this box" , now with NDA's etc :rolleyes:
    tim
     
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    Simon, don't roll your eyes at me and assume I know what you're talking about.
     
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  10. DnEbook

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    A picture is worth a thousand words .....
     
  11. findtim

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    funny spam talk
    , 10mins
    tim
     
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  12. findtim

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    SERIOULY funny. 1.30min, watch all of it.


    tim
     
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    Polar Bears can't skate ^
     
  14. Christopher

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    Very Good, :) James does this for a living, deliberately plays along. Some other great examples he's done in the past are also TED talks.
     
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    This is pretty funny
    Part 1:

    Part 2:
     
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  16. findtim

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    did you read he does actually own it but he's sueing the guy who owns malkovich.com !!!!
    tim
     
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    When I need cheering up I go to the AUDA website?

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    i invent word games to play in the car with the kids, just to get them thinking "outside the box"
    so i createed a game called " great domain names" (kinda along the lines of the thread ......what were they thinking.... but with out the dirty words )

    so my 10yr ruby thought of a domain name for a restaurant.
    "you will eat what we give you.com.au "

    great name, my first thought was seinfelds "soup nazi" , next was a chinese restaurant i went to in london, this restaurant NEVER took bookings, you just showed up, if you were a party of 4 it didn't matter because as a CHAIR became available you got seated THUS you NEVER got to sit with your freinds, a table of 8 was a table of 8 people who didn't know each other !!!

    you can just imagine me at a table of 7 unknowns !

    it was a GREAT restuarant and always full 24/7 in @ piccadilly circus.

    tim
     
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    Gold :)
     
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  20. findtim

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    LOL, if you mouse stops on your computer screen, check this........... are you using a wireless mouse? as that computer malfunction rest may just be your mouse having a flat battery ! DOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    i surely can't be the only person who has done that?
    tim