What's new

Friday Funnies 2017

findtim

Top Contributor
ohh F me dead the day just kept getting better !
nbn and phone cut out AGAIN, my son twisted his ankle on the last day of school before holidays, and on the way to the train station to pick up helena i think the alternator belt broke? a loud "clacka clacka " and the battery light comes on, but i was committed to the journey so on the way back ............thank god the last bit is all down hill, its dark and the car lights fade, the engine starts to jump and i have to make a right turn into our street which involves me timing the on coming traffic perfectly to pick "the gap" !!! so i take this corner and glide into the drive way still 100 meters away with no lights and no engine ! couldn't afford to use brakes as it would have been a push the car uphill end deal !!!

so looks like @ 6 degrees in the morning when i open the hood to find out if i'm right !

bring on tomorrow
tim
 

Scott7

Top Contributor
ohh F me dead the day just kept getting better !
nbn and phone cut out AGAIN, my son twisted his ankle on the last day of school before holidays, and on the way to the train station to pick up helena i think the alternator belt broke? a loud "clacka clacka " and the battery light comes on, but i was committed to the journey so on the way back ............thank god the last bit is all down hill, its dark and the car lights fade, the engine starts to jump and i have to make a right turn into our street which involves me timing the on coming traffic perfectly to pick "the gap" !!! so i take this corner and glide into the drive way still 100 meters away with no lights and no engine ! couldn't afford to use brakes as it would have been a push the car uphill end deal !!!

so looks like @ 6 degrees in the morning when i open the hood to find out if i'm right !

bring on tomorrow
tim
A day in the life of an auDA director :eek: ... just when I thought it was all first class flights, hummer limos, five star hotels and fine dining. :p
I hope tomorrow delivers you better things. :)
 

Scott.L

Top Contributor
A day in the life of an auDA director :eek: ... just when I thought it was all first class flights, hummer limos, five star hotels and fine dining. :p I hope tomorrow delivers you better things. :)

Yeah, Lemon delivers the horse and cart.
 

Christopher

Top Contributor
ohh F me dead the day just kept getting better !
nbn and phone cut out AGAIN, my son twisted his ankle on the last day of school before holidays, and on the way to the train station to pick up helena i think the alternator belt broke? a loud "clacka clacka " and the battery light comes on, but i was committed to the journey so on the way back ............thank god the last bit is all down hill, its dark and the car lights fade, the engine starts to jump and i have to make a right turn into our street which involves me timing the on coming traffic perfectly to pick "the gap" !!! so i take this corner and glide into the drive way still 100 meters away with no lights and no engine ! couldn't afford to use brakes as it would have been a push the car uphill end deal !!!

so looks like @ 6 degrees in the morning when i open the hood to find out if i'm right !

bring on tomorrow
tim
You just can't make this stuff up. Gold! you handled it well, under the circumstances. Well done!.
 

findtim

Top Contributor
my kids and i play word games all the time.
my son just asked me a joke, yep, he didn't tell me a joke he asked me? it went like this.

"dad, if the answer is one. what is the question?"

so you make up the question, my question was " obe "

give it a go ! ( i hope you get my joke)
tim
 

findtim

Top Contributor
i just had to steal this of ned so to not steal the thread LOL


"so this one is my torture medal, and this one is my kidnapping medal, ohhhh this one... i love this one, its my push the button medal"
 

findtim

Top Contributor
i haven't watched many superbowls....they take to long !!!!!! but years ago i watched this one and just found highlights, its just 2.26min

its just all the tries.

watch the score change and towards the end watch the time, and last check out the "catch"
worth a friday arvo relax 2mins

az is red, pits is yellow
tim
 

neddy

Top Contributor
No one did a "Friday Funny" this week, so here's a belated one.

Playing the "glad game" for a minute, thank goodness auDA didn't copy their Code of Conduct (now in the dustbin) from the Transformations City Church on the Gold Coast!

 

Data Glasses

Top Contributor
No one did a "Friday Funny" this week, so here's a belated one.

Playing the "glad game" for a minute, thank goodness auDA didn't copy their Code of Conduct (now in the dustbin) from the Transformations City Church on the Gold Coast!

That's why I never go to their party's
 

neddy

Top Contributor
Billboard on a Townsville road. What a great name for a "compensation lawyer".

Sad thing for them is that they don't have splatt.com.au - instead they settle for splattlawyers.com.au.

 

Community sponsors

Domain Parking Manager

AddMe Reputation Management

Digital Marketing Experts

Catch Expired Domains

Web Hosting

Members online

Forum statistics

Threads
11,098
Messages
92,044
Members
2,394
Latest member
Spacemo
Top