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I will never, ever understand AFL... lol

i have the ball, you want the ball, if you kick it through the goals you get 6 points, if you miss they say " well at least you tried.... here's one point, better luck next time"

when in actual fact the crowd are saying " TRAVIS, what are we paying you for ??????????????? "

and sometimes the team that misses the most wins :eek:

so they get together on a grassy field so big they can't see the players at the other end, kinda like hunting rabbits at night, and some players never even touch the ball, kinda like cricket, they wear shirts with numbers on them that make absolutely no sense as to where they should be because they go anywhere they like, kinda like your neighbours cat, they can break your jaw but still stay on the field so they can break someone elses jaw, they sort that out later in the week,

very easy to understand.

tim
 
i have the ball, you want the ball, if you kick it through the goals you get 6 points, if you miss they say " well at least you tried.... here's one point, better luck next time"

when in actual fact the crowd are saying " TRAVIS, what are we paying you for ??????????????? "

and sometimes the team that misses the most wins :eek:

so they get together on a grassy field so big they can't see the players at the other end, kinda like hunting rabbits at night, and some players never even touch the ball, kinda like cricket, they wear shirts with numbers on them that make absolutely no sense as to where they should be because they go anywhere they like, kinda like your neighbours cat, they can break your jaw but still stay on the field so they can break someone elses jaw, they sort that out later in the week,

very easy to understand.

tim

That makes it a lot clearer actually... Thanks Tim :)

Also, funnies aren't banned on ANZAC day. Laughter is worth fighting for.

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why aren't you in an alley playing 2 up?, go to the pub and have some laughs about the GOOD things that have happened

tim:)

watched a couple of fruitpickers do a thousand dollars in half an hour once playing two up once , i'll just have a beer tonight i think , go pies !
 
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tim
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Another scam phone call claiming to be from Virgin Australia. The automated calls ask the recipient to provide their credit card details in order to claim a prize of $999 worth of flight vouchers.

I bet someone puts their credit card details in...
 
My first week living in CARLTON and the Pies are taking on the Blues, not sure whether to wear my scarf outside today ??
 
What about that time at the Byron Bay Blues festival ?

:)

never been ! i even won a 5 day pass 1 year and gave it away :eek: , expensive beer, expensive food and i won't tell you about the toilets !!!

funny how i won the ticket though, it was a comp from the bottleshop, i got a call to come pick up the ticket, you can imagine how many people go to byron for the festival, heapppppppsssssssss

the guy gives me the ticket and say " ahh tim, i thought i was you, geezzz mate we had so many entries it took a long time to find a local :D

so basically they took the entries out the back and searched for a local, kinda like a blind auction :rolleyes:

tim
 
Normally a good headline act at the festival, i would have just gone for that if in possession of a pass, from now on every raffle i enter, i will have the same postcode as the entity running it !!
 

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