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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by findtim, Feb 8, 2013.

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    i got an enquiry from blackwater qld today, reminded me of when i was running the woolies their "way back when" , i was sent there for just a few weeks, and i couldn't believe how much OMO washing powder they sold, it was like 10 times what we sold in rockhamptom ?????
    so i asked a few staf and got no reply just giggles and they would walk away???
    finally someone told me, the whole town is bascially employed by the mines in the area, or has someone at the mines.
    the mone runs 24/7/365 and there is NOTHING to do in blackwater
    so the women put the soap powder box in the front window so their "lover" knows that the Old Man Out, OMO, so they can do a drive by, no OMO......... keep driving !
    serious, pre mobile phone and texting, it was @ 1987 i think

    tim
     
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    Lady gently ran up my ass end today outside the Art Centre, I got out and she asked if there was any damage ?
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    I replied "yes you have killed one of my soldiers" and pointed to where the lost comrade used to be on the tow ball at the back of my van ...... poor guy I only stuck him on Sunday arvo ..... it was his first mission !
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    I then explained if my lights are red at the back of van it means not to go forwards
     
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    stop driving a german car !


    tim
     
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    If it's really German there will be some porn !
     
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    i am putting a laptop back to factory settings so the kids can use it, 7yr old ruby comes in and says " ohh no, did you delete mozzarella firefox "?
    had to be there !
    tim
     
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    client text's me this morning, "i've started a new business, can you register the domain " !

    her business is called (i'll do a fake one ) "Credit Loans And Superannuation Solutions"

    so i text her back " what domain name do you want me to register" ?

    she says " class.com.au of course " C L A S S

    what the F are people thinking?????

    anyway , i got her a nice little handreg compromise !

    F me, 2015 and someone says " ohhhh nobody else in australia has thought of reging class.com.au " !!!!

    tim
     
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    So it wasn't first class ..... oh roddy you've done it again!
     
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    don't you just love big companies !
    i just rang optus to CHANGE my phone plan, upgrade actually, so i pushed the button for sales and got answered in @ 3 minutes, the guys says ohhhh sorry i can't do that, i'll put you through, well i was on hold for 30+ mins but had to hang up as i had to make other phone calls, so now i am back on hold and another 30+ minutes so far.
    tim
     
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    No I don't big companies, had to transfer the Internet account with Tpg today and similar stuff happened
     
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    Turns out it was not so gentle, went to open up the back of the van yesterday only to find out it no linger clears the towball bumper ......ummm
     
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    Honan passed this along to me ........adult content in the sub titles ....... how does this man know so much about essendon?

     
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    I am going to watch a band in Footscray tomorrow night, if I don't make it out alive I leave all my .net.au's to Snoopy
     
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    BRILLIANT
     
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    Sorry Snoppy ...... no .net.au's for you as I made it out alive!
     
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    I have been dragged kicking and screaming into the 90s by installing a cd player into my van. I Tried a few old cassette players but the wiring was not the same as new units and twice I smoked em out! So finally I have some music back in the van, am I too late for the Cd Revolution? ....... yes the unit has usb and mp3 options, I just liked the way I could leave the cassettes on the bench seat and no one would steal them! You could say it was my version of .........Itunes
     
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    there's a moral at the end of the story.
    teaching my kids " money" , they are 6 and 8yrs, its school hols and today they decided to start their own shop in the lounge room, and then try to sell me their toys LOL.
    they put up for sale all their WII skylander characters ( 25) so i said i'd buy the lot for $100 know if i did they could no longer with the WII, "mean daddy" but they wouldn't come down from $125, so i said "ok.... you just lost a customer.."
    anyway, i just came home from the supermarket and the latest kmart catalogue, target catalogue and another that had AFL footy gear on the cover, so i told them " i've just started a shop and i have 2 items for sale plus a SPECIAL one to go to auction "
    ruby purchased the kmart as it had dolls on the cover for a fixed price of $1, max purchased the other as it had a car on the cover for $1 , NEITHER opened the catalogue before purchase LOL
    then we went to auction for the last item, but in the end max had more money so he won and when i told him ruby gets to keep her money he looked at me and said "WHAT "
    they then left my office and went outside to play, they just purchased JUNK MAIL ! and i have their pocket money back in my pocket LOL.
    i am suspecting "buyers remorse in a few hours "
    moral: knowledge is money, its just depends on who's pocket it ends up in !
    tim
    dealing with adults sometimes is not to different to dealing with children, we have all been HAD.
     
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    Is this where you got the Batman costume ??
     
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