Friday Funnies 2015 v2.1

[findtim]

i finally let it go LOL
and its not long till 2016 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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tim

 

[findtim]

man walks into a bar, ouch

 

[findtim]

peoples online expectations.
a guy orders flowers on friday afternoon at 6pm, comment " please delivery by 8am saturday "

WTF, we don't have a flower design called " morning glory " F off LOL

tim

 

[Data Glasses]

Man walks into a bar and says "Just How Many Friday Funny Threads Should We Have?"
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Only gets one answer ......... "Rename The Forum To Friday Funnies"

 

[findtim]

i've asked admin to delete the typo one, so just 1 per year i think
tim

 

[Bacon Farmer]

I think that policy should be changed for you to be unlimited typo fix ups

 

[findtim]

my sons 7th birthday tommorrow, helena went at bought some small toys as "find me " presents, lego charactors only to discover that she got them from the $2 shop and the brand is actually leBo not leGo , they have used EXACTLY the same font as lego.

reminds me of XXXX beer switching to DUFF during the simpsons peak
tim

 

[Data Glasses]

Were you drinking xxxx when you started this thread?

 

[findtim]

auda theme song

remember this is friday funnies !

 

[Data Glasses]

auda theme song

remember this is friday funnies !

And now he's gonna fleece it !

 

[findtim]

i have a new client who deals with dsylexia , ( perfect for me LOL ........ typotim )
well i sent him an email today and spelt his name wrong !!!!!!!!!!!

pual instead of paul !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he replied " thanks tim, i get the joke" , i'm going " what joke" ? until i reread what i sent him.
tim

 

[findtim]

http://screencast.com/t/YpPIneD4iL8R

 

[Data Glasses]

http://screencast.com/t/YpPIneD4iL8R

All hail the screencast king

 

[findtim]

i went to the docs today, i'm irish, http://haemochromatosis.org.au/ so i give blood often, any way i find it funny when i walk up to the counter the girl says " hello, how are you " !!!!! , i'm at the doctors LOL, how do you think i am ?
after i go to the chemist, the lady next to me is talking to the pharmacist and he is explaining to her how to do the suppositories he's giving her, so anyway, she gets to the counter first and the girl behind the counter when the lady is leaving says " have a nice day " , ............somehow i don't think she is going to.

 

[Bacon Farmer]

Stay tuned till next week when we hear about Tim's annual prostate exam when the Dr goes fully digital!

So do we call you IronTim now?

 

[findtim]

soon on youtube LOL

 

[findtim]

see you all on friday, i think there are @ 12 coming so far so it should be a good evening

tim

 

[findtim]

my batman has a girlfriend ! he's 7 and she is sending him love letters LOL

 

[findtim]

SO, far less buggy smuggler photos now !

 

[Data Glasses]

SO, far less buggy smuggler photos now !

Maybe not so ...... Tony has more time on his hands now!