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Friday Funnies 2018

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by findtim, Dec 21, 2017.

  1. findtim

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    getting in early
     
  2. DomainNames

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    Just saw that Piwi com au got nabbed on the drop....probably by a small Kiwi.
     
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  4. findtim

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    long story short, on the way home in KL i bought a samsung s8 " for a good price" , tested , it worked, used it, phoned with it, all cool.
    get home and my ozzie sim doesn't work, so i take it to samsung store just 5 minutes away and ask the guy to check the settings to which he replies " i'd love to..........if it WAS a samsung !!! " LOL i've been had, i suspected as much and purchased knowing i was taking a risk, so RIGHT THEN, the screen starts shaking, and it start duplicating screens and crap as if it KNOWS i am in australia now.

    and now the screen has gone haywire again.

    i'd love to be someone that goes back and forth to KL so i could go back and make the guy eat the phone LOL but ohh well
    caveat emptor, ohh well, other then the over pricing because of my skin colour it was the only thing i truly got ripped of on so i didn't do to bad, just $100, i just had a go at resetting it and it succeeded..........but into russian LOL

    tim
     
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  5. DnEbook

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    Good Phone ....... Net
     
  6. findtim

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    i had an enormous amount of pleasure the other day when my daughter (11) got her first pimple , describing in DETAIL what it was like to POP a pimple and that when i did......... i almost fainted ! true story, this mother F******r of a pimple showed up the morning of my brothers girlfriends 21st birthday party right in the middle of my chin between lip and chin, you know that dip we all seem to have, it was like a beacon in a storm, almost pulsing out morse code to everyone ! i was 12 i think, i was also VERYYYYYYYYYYYY freckled, and i mean VERYYYYYYYYYYY, so this thing on my face was like byron bay lighthouse.

    it finally got to me and i went to the bathroom determined to pop it, the ol 2 thumb nails should do it but the pressure kept building with nothing happening, then finally it burst..........straight onto the mirror, my knees almost collapsed from the pain of it , i felt dizzy and finally after a while i returned to the party.

    thankfully i got through puberty without "pimple scares" ....no doubt thats dropping tomorrow LOL
    but i did have @ 100,000 freckles ! ( thankyou byron bay 1973 , no sun screen and irish skin ! )
    tim

    PS: mentholated spirits is not a cure for broken sun burnt skin ......but that another story :)
     
  7. findtim

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    it happens so rarely but easter sunday is on april fools day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! during the melbourne comedy festival :eek:
    my mind is going wild with possibilities

    tim
     
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    Also a day when a Rabbit gives out eggs ?? Say What !
     
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    Courtesy of Mr Chris Leptos,

    He has even decided to become a demand class member after getting the job of demand class director! Thanks for the Friday funny Chris!

    https://auda.org.au/mailouts/auDA+Plain+Announce/Chair's+Letter:+Demand+Class+Director+Appointments
     
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    I'd like to thank the recruitment committee in expediting the replacement of Simon.

    Oh wait it took 5 months.
     
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    Looks like Tim's been gagged from making jokes or commenting about auDA.... oh wait.

    Keep doing what you do best Tim!
     
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    Tim is away on urgent personal leave.
     
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    Oh that's not funny at all then. My apologies.
     
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    upload_2018-6-8_15-53-57.png
    source photo

    Government observer carried out of auDA Board room.
     
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    english standup from years ago.
    WARNING: crass, rude, crude, sexist, badddddd language, racist, disgusting, no limits.
    you'll know if its for you in the first 10 minutes.
     
  17. snoopy

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    Not Friday but found this pretty funny, ad from dombining.com

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    Not sure it is a selling point to say many names have 0 bids.
     
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    LOL ...... say what !
     
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    Screen Shot 2018-08-07 at 5.41.06 pm.png
    "Crisis Meeting" called by auDA Board on the news that Mr Connell has resigned.
     
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    As a courtesy flowers are now sent when a director resigns.
     
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