OMG, this site is killing me!!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tasmania
Australian women carry a map of Tasmania at all times. Next time you meet one, ask her to show it to you.
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wagga_Wagga
"The name Wagga Wagga is Aboriginal for "place of many crows"[1]. Many visitors to the city are surprised when their relatives/friends are horribly mutilated by hordes of vicious crows. Citizens are often seen running naked in the streets at full moon. It is believed that this is not due to the large amounts of hallucogenic drugs inserted into Wagga Wagga's water supply by the City Council because the 5 o'clock wave consumes the drugs and thus creates the force that is the 5 o'clock wave.
I vote it, site of the year!