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Lemon

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Had an old client contact me by email. This is a .com
"My name has gone into expiry delete and I can't get it out of delete because the contact details are your email"
I registered it for them 18 years ago and they haven't been a client for over 15 years.
I said "Good Luck"
 

findtim

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man kids these days are hard to impress, my 8yr son is into basketball so i did some youtubing, you know parents alwasy want to INSPIRE their kids.
so i show him this,
go to 6min 25sec

his response " yeh..........so"

------ i got nothing ! maybe a basketball from a plane flying at 35,000 feet?
 

findtim

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got a call from a client on thursday, he's worth a few mil
his financial advisor invites him and others to a seminar on the opportunity to invest in the internet so he goes along.
so later he phones me and asks " so tim, what do you think about these global domains" , i'm thinking the 3000+ extensions but i soon discover he means .global !
some guy is pitching the benefits of .global at seminars for small business ! my client didn't know that there was another 3000 choices so we had a good laugh.
he said the guy said " well which do you think is better ballinaplumber.com.au or ballinaplumber.GLOBAL, .GLOBAL of course"
LOLLLLLLLLL whattttttt

OMG some people, it just goes to show you how misinformed and gullible people could be, for the financial advisor even to introduce this guy to his clients is amazing.

there will always be snake oil salesman

tim
 

snoopy

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some guy is pitching the benefits of .global at seminars for small business ! my client didn't know that there was another 3000 choices so we had a good laugh.

There is lots of bad financial advisors out there. They must be getting a huge commission from registries if they are now spruiking domains.
 

findtim

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1 pm, my friday so far, 3 hours at the dentist now half my face is numb and can eat, last day of school for the kids so its a 2.30pm pickup and i remember my $600 car rego is due today !!!
suggestion: i shouldn't have got out of bed?

tim
 

Lemon

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Got a call from Department of Primary Industries said can you fax the invoice over as gov departments no longer able to read attachments, even pdf, because of virus. Had to dust off the fax machine.
 

Christopher

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Does the phone lines even accept fax machines now days?
Now a real question does voip lines accept fax machines?
 

Scott.L

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Got a call from Department of Primary Industries said can you fax the invoice over as gov departments no longer able to read attachments, even pdf, because of virus. Had to dust off the fax machine.

And then you realised it doesnt work and you have no paper; so, you had to sharpen the axe and chop down a tree, mush the bark it in a tub and press the pulp it into paper, whilst waiting for that to cure you were busy extracting ink from a local palm tree so as to write on it. Once you did all that, you fed the horse and oiled the wheels of the cart and trotted off 100 miles to them.
 

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