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Lemon

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And then you do a reboot and the computer doesn't recognise the wireless mouse and keyboard because they have no power. :)
 

Scott.L

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its not real...its a unique mouse design by designbuz
 

findtim

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if you look at history the image should actually be firefox (netscape) and not chrome !
am i correct? that would make it funnier for me.
tim
 

findtim

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i was in the garage on the weekend and i was reminded of this.
helena found a camera a few months ago i thought i had lost ! its an old one ( film) but i like it, and she found it "in a logical place"

its now in a box labeled on ALL 4 sides " TIM, this is what you are looking for"

tim
 

Christopher

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i was in the garage on the weekend and i was reminded of this.
helena found a camera a few months ago i thought i had lost ! its an old one ( film) but i like it, and she found it "in a logical place"

its now in a box labeled on ALL 4 sides " TIM, this is what you are looking for"

tim
Still looking for my old NAS drive. Either in my office or the Garage. It's amazing how we loose things and then they are sitting there in plain sight.

Had the embarising moment, when i went to sell some old phone charges on Gumtree, had a buyer lined up, and then I lost them. Couldn't find them anywhere, had to apologies and say I had sold them to someone else. Months later found them 1 meter from my desk under a plastic shopping bag. Doh!. Threw them out now.
 

findtim

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i'm building a cubby house for the kids at the moment, and they want blackboards, helena says she has blackboard paint, well its been 3 weeks and stilll no paint has showed up !
tim
 

findtim

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noooooooo, i'm building it from pallets my local bunnings throw away, i rang them and they said " take what you want"
i've been planning to put images online but haven't had time but i'll try now for you.

tim
 

Suzabro

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noooooooo, i'm building it from pallets my local bunnings throw away, i rang them and they said " take what you want"
i've been planning to put images online but haven't had time but i'll try now for you.

tim
Definitely share some pics of your handy work :) love a good pallet project
 

findtim

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thanks, its just a hobby, but its turned into something far more important, ( i can steal my own thread? )
its been about getting away from the computer, spending time with the kids, getting outside, teaching them to hammer and nail and use chainsaws LOLLLLLLLLLL just joking guys........i only let them use the angle grinder LOLLLLLL .....gotcha !

bu they have been part of the whole design and the end FUNCTION of the construction that they wanted, what will it be used for, how will it be used etc.
ruby's planning sleep overs and theatre nights with the rels, max is planning a star trek movie i think ?

soooooooooo, much better then ya kids sitting in front of a nintendo i think ( not that there is anything wrong with that )

its been a real joy. i have a whole series of images and video of the construction and i plan to put it onto my blog once its completed and we have some examples of how the kids use it, should be great........but winter in melbourne limits our time.

i can't see a sleepover happening LOL
tim
 

findtim

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for those who follow me i'll give ya this
"inane post 271"
but this is friday funnies ! get it ?
STORY------------------------------------
SOOOOO, long story so dip out now LOL

SO, i go pick up the kids from school, to do this i park 1klm from the school and walk through the "green way" to the school, this way i don't fight the 10 thousand angry parents fighting for a car park in front of school WHILST facebooking in traffic !!!
soooooooooo everyday i walk past this house, it has a high wood fence and it has a vine growing over it producing some sort of fruit/vege? so a few weeks ago i stole one ! to take home and find out what it is ( i'm an aspiring gardener) but icut it open and even helena who has horticutral background didn't know what it is !

SOOO, today i had some spare time and i "knocked the door" it opened and a little old chinese lady was there, now this is NO way racist but she didn't speak or understand english, so here i am just wanting ONE answer "what is that fruit/veg?"

so she comes outside to the plant and we discuss it, well basically it was sign language, sooo funny. she give me this LARGE fruit/veg, rips it of the vine herself and hands it to me whilst other smaller ones are still on the vine and growing.

i think WOW, she has given me the largest fruit/veg she has so i ask how to eat it using pointed fingers to my mouth and a questioning expresion on my face, she signs a chopping/slicing style, ENTER the husband ! he's come out wondering where she is, i think OMG maybe he knows some english...ummmmmmm NO, nothing, nowhere, nudda, gone ! and he just laughs??
they have a conversation in whatever language they speak and a giggle and then she turns to me and signs what i interpreted as " but don't eat it, large ones are crap"
then points to a small one and signs something like " this one is good...BYE BYE don't take the small ones"

ohh so funny, she was lovely and then bowed alot so maybe japanese not chinese and sorry for that error.

i love it, it reminds me of africa,but that just to many stories.
tim

sooooo now i have a very big fruit /veg, i'll cut it open and dry the seed and plant them next summer, i asked her when to plant by bending down and pushing my thumb into the ground, she managed to tell me to plant in summer by gestering sunshine and doubled up by shaking her head and pretending to shiver so she could tell me the season, isn't that great.
 

findtim

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"focus" the movie is a good one, its on netfleet.
here's a funny scene, got to 1min 35sec, joke ends after 40secs
tim
 

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