I thought I would return the favour, so please feel free to use this free service

I'll start with the typos most annoyed me around OZ.


"I want some gelati"

Gelati is the plural of "gelato" but in Italian you would not say that way.

"I want some gelato" should be used.

1 gelato
2 gelati
3 gelati

Pizzas: not an Italian world. The plural is "pizze".

1 pizza
2 pizze
3 pizze
"Some pizza for you". (if it`s one)
"Some pizze for you" (if it`s more than one)

Mi chiamo David, io sono molto bello.

How's that?

Bene.

Mi chiamo Marco, come ti chiami?

Guys, seriously: cheating with online translators will not help you!!

Show proof please (for the ladies , not for me! )

haha no translators just good old high school italian

OK then Marco! But it should be "Italian"

Io mi chiamo Lorenzo ma questo lo sapevi già, giusto?

Ciao

No translator for me either, just what I remember from primary school LOTE :P

Non sapevo il tuo nome è stato Lorenzo. Ho pensato che fosse italiandragon!

disclaimer: ok now i'm using a translator :P

Guess what? Now, it's incorrect!

The verb tense is wrong. Quite complicated to explain as it's not just a typo here.

For more info you can start here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammatical_tense